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HALLOWEEN DRINK RECIPE: GOAT’S BLOOD MARTINI

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STEP ONE: Chill a martini glass.

STEP TWO: Disembowel a fucking goat.

STEP THREE: Drain said goat for scrumptious blood.

STEP FOUR: Add 1 ounce goat’s blood, 2 ounces potato vodka.

STEP FIVE: Garnish with braaaiiinnzssss, and enjoy.

STEP SIX: Repeat 3-9 times.

STEP SEVEN: Smoke a fool or two, and run like hell from the cops.

Happy Hallow’s Eve, y’all!!! Be safe out there amongst the beasties…

-KW

p.s. If goats don’t tickle your fancy, remember: infant’s blood isn’t just for kids…

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