FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: BRET MICHAELS HAS A ROCK OF LOVE IN HIS PANTS

Thanks to MetalSucks reader R Rocket for sending us this promo shot for Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love Season 2, the TV show in which 20 over-the-hill silicon bimbos vie for the affection of the wig-wearing Poison frontman. This photo is… wow, I don’t even know what it is. I’m just shocked.

We’ve got some miscellaneous metal goodies lying around the MetalSucks Mansion, and we’d love to give them away to you (side note: Heavy Metal Hanukkah winners fear not, your prizes are being mailed soon). All you have to do to win is post a comment below with a funny caption for the above photo. Axl, Kip and I will choose our favorite winners and contact them by email. Good luck.

Here’s one for motivation: “It’s a shame they can’t Photoshop ‘rock credibility’ into this Bret Michaels promo shot.”

-VN