METALLICA CONFIRMED FOR BONNAROO 2008 — OFFICIALLY

MetalSucks reported it here first on December 19th, but no, that wasn’t enough for you people. You needed to hear it officially to believe it. Well, believe it motherfuckers: Metallica is headlining the Sunday this year of Bonnaroo, the annual hippie / hipster jam-out in Tennessee, despite prior claims from Metallica’s management that the rumors were not true.

Seriously, folks: MetalSucks is unfuckwithable. Don’t you know that by now?

The real question here is what will be funnier; thousands of hipsters heading for the hills when Metallica plays, or dudes with side-swiped, asymmetrical haircuts attempting to headbang. Or did Pitchfork / NME say it was cool for them to like Metallica this week? Who the fuck knows.

-VN