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MORE RIDICULOUS DEATH METAL BAND NAMES

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Our last round of ridiculous names for death metal bands was pretty popular, so here’s the second installment. Last time we tapped Maryland Deathfest VI for inspiration, and this time we turn to the recently announced lineup for Obscene Extreme 2008 in the Czech Republic [from SMNnews.com]. Some of the highlights:

  • Ass To Mouth
  • Cock and Ball Torture
  • Dead (really? no one ever named their band Dead before?)
  • Death Toll 80K
  • Demented Retarded
  • Fucksaw
  • Gonorrhea Pussy
  • Pulmonary Fibrosis
  • Rectal Smegma (Rectal what??)

Hopefully there won’t be any conflicts between multiple stages or you might find yourself saying the following to a friend: “I really wanna watch Ass to Mouth but I’ll be busy with Cock and Ball Torture around then. We should meet up afterwards for Gonorrhea Pussy, though.”

-VN

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