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BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE LAUNCHING MOST RETARDED CONTEST EVER

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Thanks to MetalSucks reader John K. for sending us this link to what is perhaps the most retarded contest ever; Buzznet and Bullet For My Valentine are teaming up to award a gift certificate and signed guitar to the fan who has “the best scream.” Would-be screamers are to submit videos of themselves screaming, no more than 30 seconds in length. Here’s where it gets good — the criteria for judging the winner:

– The uniqueness of your scream
– How extreme is your scream?
– The passion you put into your scream
– The conditions and surroundings in which you are screaming in?

For the love of God… my ears are already bleeding. Do videos of me shtupping Axl’s mom last night count? Cause lord knows her scream was unique, extreme, passionate, and the conditions surrounding it were nothing short of brutal.

Maybe this guy should enter [via Metal Inquisition]:

[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/DkiiBd800GQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]

-VN

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