NICKELBACK’S CHAD KROGER SUCKED HIS OWN DICK. REALLY.
Even though Nickelback’s success has pretty much singlehandedly funded tons of money-losing releases by my favorite bands on Roadrunner Records, this kind of pot-shot journalism is still irresistible [from The Sun, via Idolator]. In a recent interview with Playboy, the curley-locked Nickelback frontman revealed the time he got down with his short and curlies:
“I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time.
It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer.”
Wow. This is how you remind me of how much you really suck… dick.