WHAT COULD A “COLOSSAL ANNOUNCEMENT” FROM MOTLEY CRUE POSSIBLY BE?
So Blabbermouth reports that Motley Crue will make a “colossal announcement” in LA on April 15. As far this band is concerned, only two things could qualify as a “colossal announcement” as this point:
- All four band members will commit suicide on live t.v.
- The long awaited boxing match between Vince Neil and Axl Rose is finally happening.
More than likely, though, the band is just announcing another tour on which Vince Neil will be fat and winded, Tommy Lee will act like a moron, Nikki Sixx will discover the hard way that there are still STDs he hasn’t yet contracted, and Mick Mars will be unable to move.
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