RAPE ROCKETT

It would appear that Poison drummer Rikki Rockett has been arrested on rape charges.

Of course, it’s entirely possible that the guy is completely innocent… I mean, as a millionaire rock star, you’d think the guy could get plenty of poon-tang without using force, even if it is from aging, used up groupies… but just in case he isn’t innocent, I’d like to be the first to say that I hope he gets a nice long prison sentence, during which time guys with names like “Bubba” repeatedly do to him what he did to that girl.

That is all.

-AR