**BREAKING NEWS** — LAMB OF GOD NO MORE (!!)

I couldn’t be sadder to report this tragic news: after more than 17 extremely fruitful years in existence, the iconic contemporary American heavy metal band Lamb of God has finally called it quits, due to “irreconcilable interpersonal differences”.

True, the group has had its fair share of bickering over the years, but no one saw this coming, not by a long shot.

LoG was already planning to lay low for 2008, but it seems that perhaps the extended downtime played a major role in the band’s demise — with too much time, whiskey, and brass knuckles on any metalhead’s hands (pun…intended), how could all hell not break loose?!?

All the gory details after the jump…

APRIL

MUTHAFUCKIN’

F O O O L Z,

BIATCHES!!!!

Who says the pranks can only fly on the 1st??

Hope y’all had a killer month, and May is even better…

-KW