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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF ANOTHER BLACK DAY’S DEBUT ALBUM

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black metal guytool revolver issueLast week’s Funny Photo Caption contest (picture at right) spawned a ton of hilarious entries, but in the end only three will take home a copy of Revolver‘s special edition Tool issue (pictured at left). It was a tough call, but these are the winning entries:

Johnny Ringo: “seriously guys… i’ve slaughtered more than my fair share of christian souls… burned AT LEAST half a dozen churches and i have every single riff and lyric memorized from Anthems to the Welkin At Dusk and i STILL have to be the one who gathers fire wood on camping trips? WEAK!!!!”

Uranamous: “So THIS is the new musical direction that Insane Clown Posse have been talking about taking. Sweet!!!”

JW Gacy: “A failed ad campaign for Captain Morgan’s new ‘Woodland Gimp Rum’.”

Congrats guys — we’ll be emailing you shortly to get your addresses so we can send you your prize. This week we have five copies of Another Black Day‘s self-titled debut (Bieler Bros. Records) to give away. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption to the below photo and post it in the comments. Good luck!

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