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SUCKED BY A SUCKING SUCK EMBARK ON SUCKY TOUR, RELEASE SUCKY ALBUM

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Official press release:

Sucking with the balls-suck rock n’ roll suckcess made sucky by Motley Suck but possessing the sucktastic spirit of Yngwie Sucksteen, Canada’s SUCKED BY A SUCKING SUCK are ready to put the suck in suck rock on this summer’s Suck the Suck Tour with arena suck anthems so sucky and insucktious they’ll be your new sucky pleasure. The suck kicks off this week so either see below or feel free to visit www.myspace.com/SuckedbyaSuckingSuck to view their complete sucking itinerary.

Tyler, the band’s suckist, prepared the following statement addressed to their sucky neighbors: “What’s up, America? We are suckin’ stoked for this sucky tour. There are lots of sucky bands, including us! Expect suck, lasers, fanny sucks, hot sucks, sucked hair and the kinds of sucks you’ll be embarrassed to remember the morning after. We wrote sucky songs about the art of sucking down, dangerous sucks, school sucking out and other sucky stuff so we’ll be sucking out new material from our upcoming Century Media debut, Suck to the Suck, throughout the tour. We hope to suck all y’all at our shows. Don’t be shy to come talk to us cuz we suck all our fans and we care about what you have to suck.”

Suck to the Suck is scheduled for a North American release on Sucktember 2nd. If you’re not on board after one suck then, rest assured, you will quickly suckumb to its irresistible, feel-sucky ’80s suck. The album was produced by SSSuck (Nickelsuck, Suck Against) and boasts the suckiest licks recorded since Michelle Pfeiffer played Catwoman in 1992’s Batman Sucks.

SBASS’s suck is best described as a modern-day suck-up of Motley Suck and Sucky, and guitarist Suck Sean is destined to become one of the most talked about suckers in the genre with his bombastic sucking
techniques. SUCKED BY A SUCKING SUCK have created a universal suckscape for the suckers that knows no limitations to its sucking. Everyone can suck to these tracks and it is now up to you to let go, give in to your suck and have nothin’ but a sucky time.

Suck the Suck Tour w/ Sucking Giant, Impending Suck, My Sucking My Suck, Suck of Sucks, Suck Their Sucks, Suck Embraced, With Suck Comes Sucking, Here I Come Sucking, Suckful:

06/13 The Dome – Bakersfield, CA
06/14 Soma – San Diego, CA
06/15 The Hudson Theatre – San Bernardino, CA
06/16 Vertical Venue – Scottsdale, AZ
06/17 Revolution – El Paso, TX
06/19 The Otherside – Tulsa, OK
06/20 White Rabbit – San Antonio, TX
06/21 Java Jazz – Houston, TX
06/22 Fat Daddy’s – Dallas, TX
06/23 The High Ground – New Orleans, LA
06/24 The Red Door – Pensacola, FL
06/25 The Cuban Club – Tampa, FL
06/26 The Haven – Orlando, FL
06/27 Coco’s – Homestead, FL
06/28 Rebar – Jacksonville, FL
06/29 The 7 Venue – Douglasville, GA
06/30 Vintage 21 – Raleigh, NC
07/01 Rockettown – Nashville, TN
07/02 The Attic Club – Dayton, OH
07/04 Cornerstone Festival – Bushnell, IL
07/05 Barfly – Minneapolis, MN
07/06 Judson College – Elgin, IL (w/Living Sacrifice)
07/07 Magic Stick – Detroit, MI
07/08 Peabody’s – Cleveland, OH
07/09 The Aquifer – Clinton, NJ
07/10 The Palladium – Worcester, MA
07/11 Riva Trace Baptist Church – Baltimore, MD
07/12 Jaxx – Springfield, VA
07/13 Crocodile Rock – Allentown, PA
07/14 The School @ BCA – Pittsburgh, PA
07/15 Headliner’s – Louisville, KY
07/16 The Foundry – Joplin, MO
07/18 Marquis Theatre – Denver, CO
07/19 The Ritz – Salt Lake City, UT
07/23 Studio Seven – Seattle, WA
07/24 Service Station – Spokane, WA
07/25 The Venue – Boise, ID
07/26 Club Retro – Sacramento, CA

-AR

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