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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE NEW SCAR SYMMETRY AND NEW-ISH CHILDREN OF BODOM CDs!

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black metal funny photoCongrats to MetalSucks reader and multi-time champion d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. for winning last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest; a copy of Unearth’s new DVD Alive From the Apocalypse is on its way to you in the mail for coming up with this caption for the picture at right:

“…well you’ll have plenty of time to call yourself Revrant and hold toy guns when you’re living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”

Revrant, we love you buddy. That caption would’ve been funny with anyone’s name — Chris Farley never fails! This week we’re giving away a special Gothenburg package featuring Scar Symmetry’s new album — the phenomenal Holographic Universe — and Children of Bodom’s latest, Blooddrunk. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and post it in the comments.

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