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THE NEW SCARS ON BROADWAY VIDEO IS THE BEST THING JOEL SCHUMACHER HAS DIRECTED IN YEARS

  • Axl Rosenberg
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Of course, that’s like saying Death Magnetic is the best thing Metallica have recorded in years – the competition isn’t exactly fierce, y’know? (For the record, recent Schumacher films include The Number 23, Phone Booth, and The Phantom of the Opera.)

I’m not even sure why you need a high-profile Hollywood director for a video like this. It’s not like there’s a fucking narrative here. What an incredible waste of money.

-AR

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