HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN

In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking hate Halloween. Why anyone over the age of ten feels the need to dress up, I don’t fucking know. Unless you’re a member of Slipknot. Or Alice Cooper. Or in a black metal band. Or a hair metal band. Or Gwar. Or Marilyn Manson. Or… aw, fuck it, never mind.

ANYWAY, our brahs over at Metal Injection have put together a very stylish collection of heavy metal pumpkins, including the above Eddie pumpkin and the below Metallica pumpkin. Why you’d choose to use St. Anger as the basis for your awesome pumpkin instead of something from the Pushead years or at the very least that snake from the Black Album, I don’t know. Still, I’m kind of impressed that someone made this.

For more photos of awesome metal pumpkins – including an Ozzy pumpkin, a Kiss pumpkin, a scary giant pumpkin devouring a terrified baby pumpkin, and, my personal favorite, a suicidal pumpkin (you have to see it – just trust me) – head over to Metal Injection.

-AR