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MARILYN MANSON LOSES HIS WOOD

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Hollywood ingénue Evan Rachel Wood and shock rocker Marilyn Manson are dunzo, generally worthless celeb gossip blog D Listed reports. Apparently the bright young thing dumped the God of Fuck after he tried to kick her brother, Ira, out of her guest house, where he was living.

A “source” explains:

“Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street. It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.”

So now we know what the lyrical content of Manson’s new album will be about.

I’d say Manson should pursue Kat Dennings next, since she’s kinda goth-y looking and has huge boobs, but I hear she’s shtupping director Robert Rodiguez (who, incidentally, used to slip it to Rose McGowan, Manson’s ex). Anyone else have a suggestion for barely legal chicks Manson can fuck for free publicity?

-AR

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