Tour de Force

PROMOTERS WARN LOCAL EMERGENCY ROOMS NATIONWIDE: “HATEBREED AND CHIMAIRA ARE TOURING TOGETHER!”

  • Axl Rosenberg
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Someday I’d like to try and work out some sort of mathematical formula to determine which bands actually do have the most brutal pits. You might think there’d be some correlation between pit violence and aural weight, but that doesn’t explain why, say, Napalm Death pits are, though nothing to scoff at, a fly on the ass of a Slayer pit. Fascinating.

Two bands that generally do have big, scary fucking pits: Hatebreed and Chimaira. And now Lambgoat reports that they’ll spend the late summer touring together. I know I sometimes give Jamey Jasta and company shit on this site, but, really, Hatebreed are best enjoyed in a live setting, where they pretty much manage to destroy each and every time they take the stage. And my feelings on Chimaira are, by now, I think pretty well documented.

Does the tour rider include provisions for multiple on-site ambulances? I sure hope so. Get tour dates after the jump.

7/31 Rochester, NY @ Water Street
8/2 Traverse City, MI @ The Terminal
8/6 Ft. Wayne, IN @ Piere’s
8/8 Springfield, MO @ Remmington’s
8/10 Ft. Collins, CO @ Aggie Theater
8/11 Grand Junction, CO @ Mesa Theater & Club
8/13 Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
8/14 Sparks, NV @ New Oasis
8/15 Chico, CA @ Senator Theater
8/16 Santa Cruz, CA @ The Catalyst
8/17 Ventura, CA @ Majestic Ventura Theater
8/18 Pomona, CA @ Glasshouse
8/19 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theater
8/21 Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
8/22 Austin, TX @ Emo’s
8/23 Corpus Christ, TX @ Concrete St. Amphitheater
8/24 Lafayette, LA @ Grant Street Dancehall
8/25 Little Rock, AR @ The Village
8/26 Jackson, MS @ Fire
8/27 Knoxville, TN @ Valarium
8/28 N. Myrtle, SC @ House of Blues SC
8/29 Norfolk, VA @ The Norva
8/30 Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
9/1 Millvale, PA @ Mr. Small’s Theater
9/2 Scranton, PA @ Tink’s

-AR

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