UM, SO ABOUT THAT “APOLOGY”…

“So that’s how you get swine flu!”

Dear Everyone,

• This post was a joke.
• If you’d clicked the included links, you would have seen it was a joke. Thanks to all three of you who did click said links.
• Mark Moritz-Rabson did not seriously write me a scolding e-mail. He provided me with the (in my opinion, hilarious) link included in the post. I tried to incorporate him into the joke. Clearly, that didn’t go so well.
• No joke is ever off-limits here at MetalSucks. For example, here’s a good one: What do you do after eating out the cleanest pussy in the world? Put the diaper back on. See? Pedophilia is funny. Ha ha ha.
• Get swine flu and die.

Kisses and bunnies and rainbows,

AR