JIM CARREY’S DAUGHTER LIKES THE DEATH METAL D
As you may recall, Jim Carrey is a Cannibal Corpse fan. And I guess he passed his love of death metal on genetically, ’cause about 18,000 of you have e-mailed us in the last twelve hours to tell us that his surprisingly cute daughter is knocked up by and marrying Alex Santana, the lead singer of a death metal band I’ve never heard of called Blood Money.
Of course, this isn’t really news per se, and now that I’ve written that opening paragraph, I find I really have nowhere to go with this. But like I said, a lot of you seemed to find it very exciting, so, uh, I hope I’ve satisfied in you in some way.