INTRODUCING METALSUCKS’ NEW DATING COLUMN (SERIOUSLY)
We’ve brought on a new writer, Rich Hallford, to write a dating advice column. Rich is a lothario who is up to his eyebrows in pussy, so he really knows what’s what.
“Rob Halford Doesn’t Like Girls, But Rich Hallford Does” will start soon. Please submit questions for Mr. Hallford below, and he’ll get crackin’.
Also, ladies, don’t be shy. Rich’ll be only all-too-happy to give you the 411 on what dudes like, too.
-Axl, Vince, and Everyone at the MetalSucks Mansion