GET VAPORIZED AND WATCH CEPHALIC CARNAGE’S “VAPORIZED”

Man, we just have not talked about Cephalic Carnage around here enough. In fact, I don’t even listen to enough Cephalic Carnage. This band is awesome. Why don’t I listen to them more? They even call themselves “hydrodeath.” They might as well call themselves “Axl’s dream genre.” And did you know that they actually have their own vaporizer? Not like one they own, I mean, I’m sure they own at least one vaporizer each, but, like, a Cephalic Carnage vaporizer? Now THAT’S some merch. Fuck beach towels.

Man, I am so high right now. What were we talking about? Oh, right. Cephalic Carnage made a VIDEO. Video, video… stick to the topic. Video. It’s for the song “Vaporized,” from 2007’s Xenosapien. If that was a Nuclear Assault song, it would be about death and destruction, but it’s not, so it ain’t.

Knock on wood, we’re getting a new CC album in 2010. So that’s something to look forward to.

-AR