YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARDS
In Russia, metal sucks you!
If not for our recent discovery (courtesy Invisible Oranges) of Tantal, I’d be inclined to think that all modern Russian metal is as good as Gorbachev was attractive or Stalin was kind-hearted. Between yesterday’s porn-y but awful video by Stigmata and now the below clip from the Ruski’s in F.R.Y., it seems the former U.S.S.R. is in serious need of some fucking talent.
So let’s do the same thing we’ve been doing for chick-metal. If you know of any modern Russian metal bands that are actually good (and aren’t the aforementioned Tantal), let us know in the comments section below. Because as of right now, I do not hold the Rusian metal scene in very high regard.
Thanks to Chris Miller for sending us the video.