FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A 10-PACK OF CDs FROM PROSTHETIC RECORDS

Congrats to all five winners of last week’s funny photo caption contest. The first three winners listed below will all receive the Heavy Metal Killers vinyl and scarf courtesy of Earache Records, while the last two will receive just a scarf. The winners:

• Zel: “Stacy Wylde, sister to Zakk Wylde, practices the family tradition of putting one’s foot in one’s mouth.”
• Alkahest: “Former Attack Attack! singer’s new glam project seems to be coming along quite nicely.”
• James: “In a failed comeback bid, Marilyn Manson desperately tries to be shocking once again.”
• Jason Crispen: “the origin of swine flu”
• better than ezra: “Having arrived too late for the buffet, ziltoids mom was forced to eat her own foot.”

This week we’re giving away another 10-pack of assorted CDs from Prosthetic Records. Prosthetic has one of the most solid artist rosters in all of metal, so no matter what you get there are bound to be at least a few that you like (I promise it won’t be 10 copies of All That Remains). Come up with a funny caption to the below photo [sent in by “GoatRidersHorde”], and 10 CDs shall be yours.