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SATURDAY BAND TO FAWK GUYS TO: SiiiiiiiiiiKTH

  • Kip Wingerschmidt
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I assume that the majority of you are all eaten out (!) after your many respective turkey (or tofurkey) fests…

But do any of you actually know the real origin of how Thansgiving got its moniker?

A long time ago, when the Pilgrams were raping and pillaging dem poor Injuns, a boorish chap by the name of William Sanford exclaimed (mid-plunder) to a trembling Native American farmer: “THANKS FER GIVIN US ALL YER LAND, RED MAN!!!!!!!!!!!”

And thus, not only was the name you now know to be Thanksgiving bestowed upon the holiday whence we sit down to stuff our faces with delicious bounty (much like the plethora of food those wacky Pilgrams stole from the Indians)………….but also, the rapper Redman got his name.

sikthcoverENOUGH ABOUT AMERICA……….it’s time to revere an old favorite — unfortunately one of my 72 hard drives recently futzed out, so I can’t post any tracks per se, but you can go here or here to witness the awesome majesty that was (sad face) UK melodo-tech-mastermindzzz Sikth.

THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

-KW

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