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“SEXUAL MAN CHOCOLATE”: ATTACK ATTACK! MAKE IT TOO EASY

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Reader Luke Papadopoulos sent us the below video of Attack Attack! performing a new song. Even with the lo-fi audio, it’s easy to tell that the song is fucking awful. Still, there’s three things I’d like to point out, at the risk of coming across as a major homophobe:

  1. The song is called “Sexual Man Chocolate.”
  2. Attack Attack!’s current front man is named Caleb Shomo.
  3. Attack Attack! previously covered Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl”and didn’t change any of the lyrics to make them gender appropriate.

In conclusion, looks for Attack Attack! to tour with Burzum sometime in 2010.

-AR

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