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YOU GO TO HELL, OZZY OSBOURNE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

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Ozzy Osbourne has announced Soul Sucka as the name of his new album, according to Classic Rock.

Now, unless this is a very, very poorly timed April Fool’s prank, I’d just like to say that from this moment forward, I am going to pretend that Ozzy Osbourne died in a horrible accident shortly following the release of No More Tears.

I know it’s wrong to judge an album just based on the name, but seriously, fuck your mother in the nostril.

-AR

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