Saturday Song to Get Stoned To

SATURDAY SONG TO NAIL SHIKSAS TO: SOUNDGARDEN — “JESUS CHRIST POSE”

  • Kip Wingerschmidt
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jesus-thumps-up1What’s the big flippin deal bout Jesus? Moses died for your sins too…

The real spirit of this Hallmark holiday is in kindess and doing good and blah blah blah and other nice shiz……so I’m going to do Chris Cornell a favor and remind him that Soundgarden should reunite before they get way too old and forget how to play such rippin classics like this one.

And you’re staring at me like I, I need to be saved?

SOUNDGARDEN — “Jesus Christ Pose” from Badmotorfinger (1991)

{two little-known trivia tidbits: 1) Soundgarden got their name from a wind-channeling pipe sculpture in Seattle entitled “A Sound Garden” and 2) Chris Cornell originally played drums and sang at the same time, whoa! More Soundgarden mp3s here.}

completely non-metal bonus song to chillax to:

TORTOISE — “In Sarah, Mencken, Christ And Beethoven There Were Women And Men” from TNT (1998)

{hopefully the dulcet tones of Tortoise will quell the darkest among us……Happy Jew Year!!}

-KW

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