Scion No Label Needed Contest & Series

NOCTURNO CULTOWITZ’S BLACKENED ENDORSEMENT OF HEMOPTYSIS FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST

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Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in the Scion No Label Needed Contest, the staff of MetalSucks, alas, does not. Thus, over the course of the next few days, each MetalSucks writer will post an endorsement for his favorite finalist for the contest. You can check out all the finalists, and vote for your personal favorite, here.

There’s nos black metals ins this stupids contest! The judgeses are prejudiceds against BMs likes sanes peoples are againsts Michelle Bachmann, onlys with nos reals reasons.

But, fines, this Hemoptysis bands is prettys evil. Theys plays deathrash and theys does its pretty goods. You likes Skeletonwitch, don’ts yous? Hemoptysis sounds like Skeletonwitch! Also, their names means “coughings ups the blood,” which is disgustings. I likes disgustings.

Bonus: pictures of nakeds Asian girl covered only bys a cymbal. Now I’m going to gos plays with my penis.

-NC

Listen to and vote for Hemoptysis here. You can also visit them on MySpace.

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