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APPARENTLY BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE HAVE A CLAW FETISH

  • Axl Rosenberg
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At first when I saw the new BMFV cover art, for their upcoming release Fever, I was like “Sweet! A naked lady! I like naked ladies.” But then I realized the chick had a claw:

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Now, I love lobster and crab, but I wouldn’t wanna fuck one, y’know? I’m sure this supposed to have some symbolic meaning about women, but I can’t imagine even a thirteen year old finding it profound…

Fever comes out April 27 on Jive/Zomba.

-AR

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