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TIME TO THROW AWAY YOUR RATTY OLD SLAYER T-SHIRT

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Look, let’s face it. Your Slayer shirt has seen better days. Yes, everyone agrees that the pentagram is badass, but the thing is faded worse than a worn out dishrag. And honestly, it’s full of holes and even after washing it smells like sweat. Don’t become one of those creepy hoarder people, man. Buy a new shirt — one that will impress your pals and maybe even a woman or two! (OK, that last part was hyperbole.)

Leave it to another metal band to come up with the gem you see above. That’s right, it reads Tom Araya Is Our Elvis! The responsible parties are weirdo jazz metal artists Zu and the record label Public Guilt, who’s releasing both this shirt as well as a vinyl reissue of the band’s 2005 album The Way Of Animal Powers. Buy both here.

-GS

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