FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A VERTEBRAE 33 T-SHIRT

You guys sure wanted that copy of God of War III prize for last week’s funny photo caption contest badly. But only Brock Stearns wins. This gem is a bit different than the ones we usually choose:

• “Although it has the appearance of an evergreen tree, the Eastern Red Cedar has a limited lifespan and a variety of fall colors. Also, a fat goth is cutting himself.”

This week we’re giving away two t-shirts designed by Vertebrae 33 mastermind Rodney Githens, who also designed our super-sweet Skulls & Star of David MetalSucks t-shirt. We’ll give away one shirt each of the “Reaper” and “Crossbones” designs, pictured 2nd and 3rd on this page, in the size of your choice. To win just come up with a funny caption to the below photo, and be sure to comment with or include a real email address.