FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A CHAINSAW SIGNED BY JACKYL’S JESSE JAMES DUPREE
The winners of last week’s funny photo caption contest each receive a shirt by Rodney Githens of Vertebrae 33. All for the price of typing something stupid into a web browser. Sweet deal if you ask me. The winners:
- coop: “Varg Vikernes acting like the ‘stereotypical negro’.”
- Stephen H. Martin: “After hearing the team captain make reference to ‘posting up in the paint’, Tim was sure to make varsity this year.”
Yes, you read the headline to this post correctly; we’re giving away a chainsaw signed by Jackyl‘s Jesse James Dupree. If you’re wondering what the fuck a chainsaw’s got to do with this site and why on earth anyone would be signing it, congrats, you’ve made me feel old. This here chainsaw is made by Jonsered and it looks pretty sweet to me, though admittedly I have no fucking clue; it’s pictured here. Be sure to pick up a copy of Jackyl’s new CD, When Moonshine and Dynamite Collide, when it comes out on May 4th. To win just come up with a funny caption to the below photo [sent to us by Voltron Futura], and be sure to register with or include a real email address. ‘Cause this baby’s heavy and therefore expensive to ship, this week’s contest is open to U.S. residents only — and because it’s a friggin’ chainsaw, you gotta be 21 to win it. Read all of the official contest rules here.
UPDATE: Since this contest is also posted on other sites, new rules for selecting winners are as follows: one MS winner will be chosen at random and thrown into the finalist batch from which one entry will be chosen by the band.