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AND THEN JUSTIN BIEBER MADE LOVE TO ME WITH HER EYES

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The best reason to watch Saturday Night Live this past weekend was Tina Fey’s cleavage. Even my favorite sitcom star couldn’t save the show from its terrible writing, but her recent attempts to sexify herself in order to sell her latest, Date Night, made it all worth it.

Slightly less worth it: finally getting to see what this Justin Bieber chick is all about. I’ve been hearing so much about her, but didn’t actually know any of her music before now. Shock of shocks, it’s not for me. Still, I couldn’t help but notice that one of the guitar players in her back-up band was using a Gibson Custom Shop Zakk Wylde Bullseye Les Paul. I even heard a slight guitar squeal at the 1:27 mark! Poor bastard, probably has dreams of getting the call from Sharon’s lawyers telling him he’s secretly stealing Zakk’s job. Then Gus G. had to go and take that dream away from him, and now he’s playing guitar for Linda Hunt. Oy vey!

Here’s a clip from the show. For some reason the image has been flipped (e.g., the guitar players were most certainly not left-handed), but at least I don’t hafta link to Hulu this time.

-AR

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