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CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF HOWL’S FULL OF HELL!

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splashSome of you seemed to think that the photo for last week’s contest was lame; methinks you probably didn’t notice that the dude in the front was wearing a PxDx shirt! There were a lot of funny entries though, including two gems from Sacajawea and d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n., the grizzled Caption Contest veterans that they are:

  • Sacajawea: “It appears that Dino Cazares has been consuming his food without chewing, as we now see that all of the children he has consumed throughout his life are surviving and finally going to make their escape on a giant Dino dookie.”
  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.: “Even baseball fans in Anaheim are laughing at the Pittsburgh Pirates right now.”
  • JW Gacy: “Pig Destroyer has covered Splash Mountain with seamen.”
  • major: “Cover for new oceano album, avast matey – breakdowns ahead.”
  • Loni: “The ‘70,000 Tons of Metal’ cruise wasn’t all it promised to be.”

This week we’re giving away two copies of Howl‘s latest blasterpiece Full of Hell, courtesy of Relapse Records! The gents and lady in Howl are really coming into their own and are one of the bands to watch in 2010, as far as I’m concerned. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo sent in by MS reader Kyle Barrington. Remember to use a real email address or include it in the comment if you’re using FB Connect.

CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF HOWL’S FULL OF HELL!

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