Worst Week Ever

IN WHICH WE GOT A FACELIFT

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EVERYBODY SING WITH ME NOW: “I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY, I FEEL PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND BRIIIIIIIGHT!”

No West Side Story fans in the house? No one? Okay, fuck it. Here’s what happened in the world of FUCKING METAL this week:

Next week brings so many interviews and exclusives it’ll make your head explode. See ya then!

-AR

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