NEW PARKWAY DRIVE VIDEO DESERVES A BETTER BAND
Yesterday an anonymous reader e-mailed us to say that Parkway Drive’s new video, for the song “Sleepwalker,” is “FUCKING SICK!” He or she (but let’s face it, probably he) did admit, however, that he was “unsure about the song,” which was wise – ’cause certain aspects of this video are kinda cool, but HOLY SHIT IS THIS SONG FUCKING AWFUL. It is the very definition of a Triple A riff. In fact, if anyone can figure out a better song that just happens to go with it, I’ll give that person a cookie.*
*If we ever meet. Let’s be real – I’m not gonna mail you a fucking cookie.