Green Eggs and Slam


  • Sergeant D

YouTube user SoulsideJourneySucks may have a dumb name (it is the only good Darkthrone album, back when they still sounded like early Gorguts), but when it comes to making tutorials on metal subgenres that have no currency despite being incredibly obscure, he really knows his stuff.

I think he meant this video as a joke, but the truth is that it’s pretty accurate. I think you will agree that with this tutorial and a few hours of work, with your mom’s laptop you could be next Cemetery Rapist!

-Sergeant D

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