MORNING ABLAZE WIN THE JUNIOR HIGH TALENT SHOW

Jordan, drummer of San Francisco grind outfit Morning Ablaze, assures us that his band’s “ultimate goal in this musical life” is to “get completely crapped on by you guys,” and that watching their new music video for “Set to Destroy” will only waste 1:26 of our lives.

Unfortunately, Jordan loses on two counts: 1) this video and song are pretty awesome, and 2) the actual song is only like 0:30 long. Way to go, Jordan. For a bunch of self-professed lovers of Del Taco and vintage European porn you’d think these guys would know better!

-VN