AL GORE WANTS TO F*CK LIKE A BEAST
And no husband should, either. So what if Al Gore was actually a closet metal head, and his divorce from Tipper meant he could finally rock out with his cock out? This is the scenario painted by the always brilliant The Onion:
“For the first time in decades, I get to play the kind of music I like without someone nagging me about what a bad influence it is,” said Gore, sitting on the floor of his living room as he cued up the song “Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)” on his stereo. “And I get to crank it up as loud as I want.”
“These guys are kicking some serious ass,” added the two-term U.S. Senator. “Check out this guitar break coming up—it’s nasty.”
Oh, man, I wish this wasn’t a fake story. I would love to go to a metal show with Al Gore. I bet Vince would, too. Imagine if they could bond over a mutual love of environmentalism and Motley Crue? That would be a beautiful thing, man!
Read the rest here.
Thanks to Shane Gillis and Schenkeltown for the tip!