BEST CRAIGSLIST AD EVER OF THE WEEK

I don’t know if you’ll really be able to read my screenshot, so just go here to look at the actual ad.

I honestly don’t care what your religious beliefs are, but I really do not like having them foisted upon me. The idea of starting a Christian blackened death metal band specifically because “Blackend Death metal has a huge underground following world wide” and “That means more people that can be introduced to Christ” just rubs me the wrong way.

But the good news is, if it’s really a blackened death metal band, we won’t be able to understand what the fuck the singer is saying anyway.

-AR

Thanks to Wilson Bales for the tip!