THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU F*CK UP A CATTLE DECAPITATION SUPPORT SLOT

So Cattle Decapitation are on tour RIGHT NOW! with Devourment, Knights of the Abyss, Burning the Masses, and Son of Aurelius (get dates here). And I guess Knights of the Abyss guitarist Brian McNulty, uh, overindulged, and consequently missed the second date of the tour. That’s obviously pretty early in the run, too early for leeway, and so Cattle Decapitation’s tour manager, who outweighs McNulty by over a hundred pounds, was tasked with carrying out the chastisement. Watch video below, courtesy those mad geniuses at Metal Injection.

So Cattle Decap’s TM seems like a really nice dude who is reluctant to administer corporal punishment — still, he smacked McNulty right proper. I bet that dude never misses another show again, no matter who his band is opening for.

-AR