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TWO BEARS REVIEW DAATH’S NEW SELF-TITLED ALBUM

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I really love this. But for the record, even though I know Vince is a big Daath fan, too, if you bothered to read any of the bylines on the various articles we’ve been doing about Daath, you’d realize that I’m really the faggot who has been too busy shoving Daath’s dicks into my ears to actually listen to the music. In my defense, I can’t help it, as the Daathers just seem to have the perfect sized cocks for my ear holes, and it tickles so good.

And as a big of a fan as I am of Daath, I don’t think they’re better than Tool. I don’t think the dudes in Daath think they’re better than Tool.

Also, Depeche Mode rules.

As you were.

-AR

Thanks: Aaron N.

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