BELPHEGOR: IT HURTS WHEN SATAN GOES DOWN ON YOU

I’ve always felt indifferent towards Belphegor, but enough of you e-mailed us about their new song, “Impaled Upon the Tongue of Satan,” that I feel obligated to post about it.

So: Belphegor have a new song! It’s called “Impaled Upon the Tongue of Satan,” which is an early contender for “Silliest Song Title of 2011,” but I’ll let it slide if the band makes a shirt bearing that phrase and a graphic of The Dark Lord going down on some poor girl. You can listen to the track here. It sounds like Belphegor to me, but, again, I’m not the hugest fan of this band (don’t hate ’em, just kinda don’t care), so maybe one of you can find a more articulate way to describe it in the comments section.

“Impaled Upon the Tongue of Satan” comes off of Belphegor’s new album, Blood Magick Necromance, which comes out in North America on February 8 and in Europe on January 14 via Nuclear Blast. The band is touring with Deicide in February and whatever is currently passing for Sepultura in April, so it looks like they’re going to have an eventful 2011. You can get dates here.

-AR