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PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A CAN OF MACABRE’S “JEFF BOYARDEE HUMAN STEW” AND A COPY OF THEIR NEW ALBUM

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The limited edition The Chariot 7″ we offered as the prize for last week’s Photo Caption Contest was a hot item, but only one of you scores the gold. And that one of you is Mark Wakters, who chimed in with the following caption to the photo at right:

  • “Man, it sure is great to get that mountain removed from my arm!!!”

This week we’ve got a super-duper special prize pack from Chicago death metal merchants / pulverizers of human flesh Macabre. Two winners will receive a prize pack consisting of Macabre’s new album Grim Scary Tales (out February 8th via Willowtip… listen to a track for free and pre-order for only $10 here) and 1 can of the unique and very sought-after Jeff Boyardee Human Stew. Check out the gnarly pics of this delicious-looking concoction:

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You know the drill… come up with the funniest caption to the below photo (sent in by reader “Vomitorium”) and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!

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