CRAZY CRAZY AWESOME AWESOME ARE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HUNGRY HUNGRY
Metal Injection claims that the below video, for Christian screamo-crunk outfit Crazy Crazy Awesome Awesome’s “My Town,” is the worst of the year, and while I think it might be a little early to be giving away that title, yeah, it’s definitely awful — like, “I dare you to get through the entire thing” awful. (But you should get through the entire thing, because it somehow gets worse when the girl starts to rap. I’m not saying girls can’t rap, mind you, I’m just saying that this girl should get a job at Starbucks.)
I was intrigued, however, by the group’s pledge on their YouTube page for the video: “For each album this band sells, they donate in the amount that will feed 2 starving children for a day.” Which begs the question — to whom do they donate that money? They don’t say, and I can’t help but notice that they’re vowed to feed TWO starving kids, which seems like an arbitrary number, until you consider that there’s TWO members of the band… hmm… starving children, eh?