IT’S ALMOST SUMMER! GET READY FOR A HOT N’ SWEATY DEATH METAL BRO-DOWN

Let’s keep this one short n’ sweet, ’cause the poster tells you everything you need to know anyway. The might Exhumed are doing their first North American headlining tour in six years this summer, and they’re taking some killer bands out on the road with them — namely Macabre, Cephalic Carnage, and Withered. The shows on this tour will clearly reek of terrible, horrible, almost unbearable nerd body odor, but they will also reek of awesomeness. I wanna go. You wanna go. Everyone should want to go. So let’s all go.

Here are the dates:

…with Cephalic Carnage

July 17 San Diego, CA Ruby Room
July 18 Tempe, AZ The Clubhouse
July 19 Albuquerque, NM Launchpad
July 20 Denver, CO The Marquis Theatre
July 21 Merriam, KS Aftershock
July 22 Des Moines, IA Vaudeville Mews
July 23 Urbana, IL The Canopy Club (as part of Central Illinois Metalfest)

…with Macabre, Cephalic Carnage, and Withered

July 25 Milwaukee, WI The Rave Bar
July 26 St Paul, MN Station 4
July 27 Winnipeg, MB The Royal Albert Arms
July 28 Regina, SK The Exchange
July 29 Edmonton, AB Pawn Shop
July 30 Calgary, AB The Distillery
July 31 Kelowna, BC Sapphire Nightclub
August 1 Vancouver, BC Rickshaw Theater
August 2 Seattle, WA Studio Seven
August 3 Portland, OR Branx
August 4 San Francisco, CA Slim’s
August 5 Sparks, NV The Alley
August 6 Las Vegas, NV The Cheyenne Saloon
August 7 Hollywood, CA Key Club

-AR