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3 INCHES OF BLOOD’S NEW VIDEO WILL MAKE THEIR ROADIES’ MOMS HAPPY

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I am very excited to take over the controls of the mighty MetalSucks Mansion today and Wednesday from my Texas-based satellite office!

Up first, an incredible, ass-kicking new video from the mighty Canadian metal purists 3 Inches of Blood that’s full of…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Huh? What? ****motorboat**** Wow! I am all about keeping the concept of music videos alive, but this? Someone seriously dropped the ball here.

Yes, it’s pretty. Yes, it’s plaintive. Yes, I know life on the road is hard. But, so what?

Mötley Crüe did it infinitely better more than a quarter century ago.

At least 3IOB threw a couple of roadies up on screen for brownie points.

 

-CM

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