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IT’S OFFICIAL: DREAM THEATER DRUMMER SEARCH IS ANNOYING

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You may be nowhere near the edge of your seat in anticipation of Dream Theater’s unveiling of their new drummer, but today we all grind one notch closer to the big moment with an official video that documents their search and their cheeseball humor and their extreme case of post-Portnoy butthurt. To view the clip — which lists potential DT sticksmen Thomas Lang, Aquiles Priester, Virgil Donati, Mike Mangini, Marco Minneman, Derek Roddy, and Peter Wildoer — you have to like them on Facebook and get spammed into a different dimension. Or just watch The Gauntlet’s version above before it gets pulled.

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