HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!
A day that is supposed to be totally fucking cursed seems pretty metal, doesn’t it?
To celebrate, here’s a heavy metal version of the theme music from the Friday the 13th series that I found on YouTube. Friday the 13th was my favorite slasher franchise in my youth (besides Sleepaway Camp, but in those days there were only three Sleepaway Camp movies and there were fucking NINE Friday the 13th movies, so Jason Voorhees wins, I guess), so, uh, yeah! Don’t go camping tonight. Or have sex. Or do drugs.
Yeah, actually, fuck it, you’re not gonna live forever! Have sex, unprotected. Do drugs. Go camping. Have a good time. Pray Jason makes your end quick.