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CONTINUE YOUR HUMP DAY WITH IWRESTLEDABEARONCE’S “NEXT VISIBLE DELICIOUS”

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CONTINUE YOUR HUMP DAY WITH IWRESTLEDABEARONCE’S “NEXT VISIBLE DELICIOUS”

After debuting the song “Karate Nipples” right here on MetalSucks last month, Iwrestledabearonce — possibly the most popular allegedly unpopular band in metal today — have unveiled another new song on their Facebook page. This one is called “Next Visible Delicious,” and it’s actually the opening track from the band’s forthcoming release, Ruining it for Everybody.

And… I don’t know what else to say. Sorry. Don’t mean to be lazy. But it seems like most of you have made up your mind about IWABO already. So some of us will be over on one side of the room, rockin’ out to this song and having fun, and the rest of you will be on the other side room, quietly and almost imperceptibly bobbing your heads along with Yog Sogolgoth or some band like that. And a percentage of the Yog Sogolgoth crowd will probably be secretly wishing they could be on the IWABO side of the room, but they’re too scared to walk over for fear of what their pal in the Necrobluhdist shirt will say about them. So it’s really just a sad situation over on the Yog Sogolgoth side of the room.

Shrug. Your loss.

Ruining it for Everybody comes out July 26 on Century Media. The band hasn’t even released the best material from the album yet.

-AR

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