IN WHICH WE WERE STILL A THING
Man, I really, really hope that some day, some Korean animators see fit to make a short about MetalSucks. And that it is one-eighth as awesome as the above video.
ANYWAY, here’s how we kept ourselves entertained this week:
- We debuted new music by Revocation, White Arms of Athena, Goreaphobia, and Sixx A.M.
- We did not debut, but got really excited about, new music from Mastodon and Opeth.
- Unearth’s Ken Susi and Dethklok’s Brendon Small told us all about their live rigs. BONUS: Brendon Small also gave us the skinny on his new solo album!
- We spoke to All Shall Perish’s Fracesco Artusato and Kaoru and Die from Dir En Grey.
- We checked out the latest releases from All Pigs Must Die and Axel Rudi Pell.
- We were easily able to come up with twenty-five things we’d rather do than listen to the new Five Finger Death Punch song.
- We tried to figure out which label will snag Gojira.
- Gary Suarez urged metalheads to cut the shit and stop supporting Burzum.
- Sergeant D. wondered if breakdowns are the new guitar solos.
- Corey Mitchell discussed his ten favorite albums of the year thus far.